Dear Members of Team-Slayers™

As the team captain, I would like to express my views on a few matters. Lets start from training attitude. Once we reach Dempsey and once a ball or two is present, Ball-Ramming™ sessions will commence. Seriously, what's the use of ramming balls past a hapless GK? I'm sure everyone of us in the team has the ability to shoot well-but please save that for matches. You might say: its a form of free kick practice. C'mon, if you really want to, can we at least organise it in an orderly manner, with a proper wall and real-life situations such as using the offside trap when defending an indirect set-piece.

Secondly, formations. Daryl as we all know, has put in a lot of effort to plan the various team formations. So please try not to request to keep changing this and that(like postions and formation shapes, eg. 4-4-2, 4-3-3 or 1-1-8, whatever). It is not easy for Daryl to come up with such detailed match plans that mostly fits everyone's playing style and prefered positions etc. However, you are still welcome to voice out your opinions, abeit in a peaceful manner.

Regarding the matches that were cancelled, I'm sure all of us have been greatly disappointed. However, we shouldn't let these irresponsible people shatter our team spirit. The important thing now is not to let our emotions run wild. Instead, we should be calm and look forward to future matches.(AND THRASH PPL)

some solutions to Ball-Ramming™ sessions
1. Bring lesser balls
2. Confiscate all balls
3. Train somewhere without goal posts
4. Be disciplined enough to resist the urge to Ball-Ram™
5. Stop trainings

respect
1. Respect Daryl, don't laugh at his enthusiasm in making team formations
2. Listen to whoever speaks. If he suggests something, try your best to do it. If oyu can't see anything wrong, YOU are wrong. It's just that someone else looks at it from a different angle, thus the ability to spot YOUR problem

being chased like crap to get out of Dempsey

1. Book the loody field
2. Beat up the old man
3. Act stupid, pretend we don't know need to book(after all its 15+ ppl against 1 old man)

Lastly, just put aside our emotions and have fun playing soccer as a team. Don't go around headbutting or whatever. XD

{jeremy(C)}